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Published: Jul 4, 2015

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Rated R (M) Contains Content Not Suitable for Children Under the Age of 18.
A/N: Sorry about the Rating~ It's mostly just cause of the innuendos. XD

Is it me or am I getting more and more crude? And yes... Thor might be a bit OOC... But how else was I supposed to show his sex-drive without a full story? lol. I'm sure he has one!

All rights to their respective owners. All I own is the plot.

BTW: here's my Avengers Bloopers Reel Index for you new people just starting to read these. I'll be updating all of the shots with it. ^^b

Off-note: ROCK ON!!! I TOTALLY HAVE A NEW SIGNATURE COMMENT BECAUSE OF ALL OF THESE!!!

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